Estoy de mal humor
Sorry, I really do have a ton of stuff to write about, but today has been an especially disagreeable day. I'm not going to get into details. So you'll just have to wait for things to get a little less "let's-frak-Ross-over-as-much-as-we-can"-ish.
posted by Cpt. Sqweky at
3:35 PM
2 Comments:
Dear Rubber Mouse,
It is so like a male chauvinistic pig to think that the universe is out to ‘frak’ you. No, the universe is unfairly tipped in your favor. The truth is that the universe is really out to ‘frak’ women. Let me tell you why. Sure, I could mention the gross inequity between men and women’s pay, or I could mention the imbalance between male and female characters on today’s sitcom, but no, instead I am going to mention how hard it is for a girl to get a decent date. Yes, the universe is constantly ‘fraking’ me every Friday night I sit home alone. So stop being such a chauvinist and ask me out already!
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Anonymous, at 5:43 PM
Okay, first off, if this is one of my sisters... I'm not amused.
Second, the pay between men and women is generally grossly overstated. That's what the media does, it takes a piece of information and distorts and simplifies it so much that it means nothing anymore. Check this out:
Third, I could care less about sitcoms. Almost none of them serve any purpose other than to lower the IQ's of the viewers.
Fourth, I don't really have a fourth point, I just figured it'd be a good idea to have four points instead of three.
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Cpt. Sqweky, at 5:59 PM
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